While this is not a political blog of any sort, it is a blog about fail.  Who better to exemplify the ideals and accomplishments of “fail” than President George W. Bush?  Instead of tossing out insults or posting silly pictures of the silly President, we will post to commemorate the first day of the last 6 months of the Bush debacle with 16 of our favorite “Quotes of Fail”.  Enjoy, even though, sadly, none of this is funny at all.

  • “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.”
  • “And one thing we want during this war on terror is for people to feel like their life’s moving on, that they’re able to make a living and send their kids to college and put more money on the table.”
  • Our nation must come together to unite.
  • “My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we’re going to run out of debt to retire.”
  • “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
  • “More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way.”
  • “The solution to Iraq — an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself — is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad.”
  • Americans are rising to the tasks of history, and they expect the same of us.”
  • “I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand — but the president doesn’t have a magic wand. You just can’t say, ‘low gas.’”
  • “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
  • “I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.”
  • “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”
  • “Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.”
  • “I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
  • Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.
  • “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

Today, with 6 months left until Bush vacates the White house, we can look back with a chuckle and a tear.  The chuckle is for the boneheaded things he has said.  The tear is for the boneheaded things he has done.

Bush.  Fail.

Bush. Fail.

Submitted to Reddit by spif and to Digg by ekday 7/19/2008

This McRobber may become a McWinner. Oh, the irony. It makes you wonder if this could turn into more publicity in the end for McDonald’s over the who ordeal. Hmmm…

Big Mac Chant

Original Description:

McDonald’s teamed up with MySpace to create a new jingle for the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac. Enter 29 year old Tamien Bain, who held up a McDonald’s at gunpoint when he was 14, was convicted as an adult and served 12 years in prison. He’s also one of the five finalists in the jingle competition (no. 4, the guy with the white tshirt and basebal

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Submitted to Mixx by Ymme, to Reddit by keen75, to Newsvine by larryh, and to Digg by AlwaysAwake 7/11/2008

Science fiction meets gaming.  Gaming meets the US Navy.  The results: a weapon that can take out targets without the use of explosives over 200 miles away.

This electromagnetic railgun, popular in both gaming and science fiction, was tested a few months ago successfully.  At impact, the projectiles can be travelling at Mach 5.  Here is a link to the video.

Navy Railgun

Original Description:

US Navy’s new electronic “clean” lethal weapon successfully tested, and ready to be deployed on sea or land, will be one of at least 5 new sci-fi weapons making Hollywood’s creations look like Tinker-Toys. WOW !! do we know how to kill a lot of people from a distance now. Look out World, here we come. Be Afraid !! Be VERY Afraid !!!

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tetris + ice cubes = icetris


added by 0bamaclintobush on July 10th, 2008

Submitted to Digg by lekahe 7/9/2008

Not much needs to be said about this one. It’s a neat idea. It’s probably a decade too late, but if someone wanted to make multi-colored koolaid ice cubes in there, it could still make a pretty neat little touch to enhance a party. I can see a vodka on the rocks change to Absolutetris.

Tetris Cubes

Original Description:

What better way to keep your “on the rocks” cocktails chilled but with some whimsical Tetris block ice cubes?

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Submitted to Digg by sukhjeet 7/6/2008

Mugabe Election

Without flash, the video cannot be embedded here, but this image from mamadykaba.com links to the video.

Both the footage story behind where it came from are truly amazing.  Risking their lives using hidden cameras, they were able to capture conclusive proof about the turmoil, fear, and vote-rigging that has taken place in Zimbabwe.  It’s ten minutes long, but completely worth the time.

It depicts a people living in complete terror.  They are controlled — how they can think, what they can do, and most of all, what they can’t think or do.  The “secret ballots” must be handled and monitored by multiple Mugabe henchmen.  There is no way around it.  You vote for Mugabe or you risk your life.  Period.

This really, truly exemplifies the problem at Digg.  I don’t want this to turn into a rant, but this story or a variation easily hit the front page of Reddit, Propeller, and several other social media sites.  On Digg, it went nowhere.

The original submission made it to over 130 diggs without getting promoted.  To quote one of the comments, “This should be front page. Why isn’t this front page. Everyone should see this. Everyone should know the state of Zimbabwe.”

I couldn’t have said it better.

Original Desctiption:

Robert Mugabe’s henchmen have long been suspected of stealing civil servant postal ballots. This GuardianFilms exclusive provides the first evidence of how they did it

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Submitted to Reddit by HarleyJane and to Digg by MakiMaki

Scientists have been trying for years to take advantage of the incredible information storage capabilities of the DNA structure.  It’s amazing double-helix structure offers tremendous advantages that could be used to create nanotechnologies that would solve many of science’s problems.

The breakthrough may prove to be the starting point for an entirely new realm of computer science exploration and creation.

DNA

Original Description:

Chemists claim to have created the world’s first DNA molecule made almost entirely of artificial parts. The finding could lead to improvements in gene therapy, futuristic nano-sized computers, and other high-tech advances, the Japanese researchers say.

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