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So… If you were on Digg or any social media sites this week, you might have noticed that Firefox 3 was officially released this week.

Now, we love Firefox 3 - we really, really do, but the problem is it just doesn’t have all the options we want. So we thought we’d list a few features we want to see them implement before the next release.

1) Michael Arrington Moustachifier

TechCrunch’s Michael Arrintgon would look like a pimp if he had a giant moustache. The problem is that I dont think Michael would grow one… so why not help him out?

Utilising facial recognition technology, this feature would scrape pictures of Mike and add a random moustache from a large image moustache library.

See what we mean? Total pimp.

2) Not-Bin Laden

The US Government cant find Osama Bin Laden. Just like a set of keys that you need to get to work when you’re late, he seems to be just beyond our ability to locate. Why not help them out by utilising the power of the Interwebz?

What this would do is use your webcam and check to ensure that you are NOT Osama Bin Laden. If you are not, it would notify the US government that Osama Bin Laden is not there. By narrowing down where the bearded man isn’t, it should be easier for them to find out where he is.

Just a thought.

3) Spam-Seeker

We all receive a fair amount of spam. I sure as hell won’t buy this stuff, but apparently SOMEONE out there is (otherwise why would anyone sell it?).

Just for those poor souls, Firefox should introduce The Spam-Seeker 3000. This pro-active application would automatically fill out details into known spam sites for you, just in case you are one of those people that buy this kind of crap.

Someone would probably use it… we’re sure of it.

4) First-alizer!

What the First-alizer! does is when you are reading a blog post, it checks to see if there are no comments yet, and if it detects none, then it posts automatically posts “First!!!”

This would help those people that do this kind of thing. You know who you are.

5) Auto Dude Detector

Online dating is here to stay. It’s a simple fact of life. Why not help those guys online who are trying to find an actual female. The Auto Dude Detector picks out which female profiles are real and which are guys posing as girls. An optional feature could be used by women seeking men, real men, by detecting which 6′3″ muscular studs are actually 6′3″ muscular studs and not 5′5″ 14-year-old nerds posing as 6′3″ muscular studs.

No Crying Game moments for users of this useful tool.

6) De-Emo

This should be mandatory Its aim? To remove the Emo’s off the Internet, one at a time

Some thoughts on how we can achieve this Replacing all periods with little smiley faces to make them happier?

7) Meme Destroyer

Hopefully with this addon, Meme’s that get too old just die out.

If I see another “lolcat” or “rickroll”…. Someone is going to get hurt…

If you have any ideas for new awesome features below? Let us know in the comments!